You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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