At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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