Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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