He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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