you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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