i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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