sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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