Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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