He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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