sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
she looked like the before picture.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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