the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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