thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I think I sprained my soul last night
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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