god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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