Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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