ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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