Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's official drugs can't kill me
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
