I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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