office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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