No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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