you have to choose: penises or morals?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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