He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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