I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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