HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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