Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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