do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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