This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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