whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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