I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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