Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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