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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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