Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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