You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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