I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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