Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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