none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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