I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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