Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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