when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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