i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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