he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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