One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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