Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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