So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
