her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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