Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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