Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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