I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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