i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The Olympian is in my bed
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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