Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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