it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You're like the curious george of whores
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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